I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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