First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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