We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
