i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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