Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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