how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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