i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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