I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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