Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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