I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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