I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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