No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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