Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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