i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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