Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
How's work?
Spinning.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
