i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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