I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I could make wine with my vomit
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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