Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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