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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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