hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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