Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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