sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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