Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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