The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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