Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Randomize
