Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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