And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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