I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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