you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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