the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
