Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
His nipple licking is glorious
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