I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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