Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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