Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
40s are totally the cure
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We need to get me chipped asap
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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