Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Randomize
