I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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