friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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