Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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