Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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