Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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