Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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