Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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