Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
This baby is an asshole
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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