i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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