the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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