I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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