well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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