lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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