Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When are your genitals available?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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