We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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