Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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